DEADPANTONIO
Est. by a man who was not impressed

Funny shirts.
Straight face.

Premium fitted tees. Printed to order.

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I Came for the Silence teeI Came for the Silence$32 Lazarus BallAggressive Nudger (Mugshot) teeAggressive Nudger (Mugshot)$32 Lazarus BallAggressive Nudger (Label) teeAggressive Nudger (Label)$32

The Tees

Five shirts. No fuss. Each one printed when you order it, then shipped to you.

Buy 2, save 10%·Buy 3+, save 15%·Mix and match. Applied at checkout.
Deadpantonio logo tee on cream

Deadpantonio

$32
Natural fitted tee · The original badge
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I was fine at 1x tee on black

I Was Fine at 1x

$32
Black fitted tee · Nonno, unimpressed
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I Came for the Silence tee on black

I Came for the Silence

$32
Black fitted tee · Denver skyline
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Lazarus BallAggressive Nudger mugshot tee on black

Aggressive Nudger (Mugshot)

$32
Black fitted tee · Pinball
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Lazarus BallAggressive Nudger label tee on black

Aggressive Nudger (Label)

$32
Black fitted tee · Pinball
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Named for Nonno Antonio, who found joy in the funny things.

Every shirt is made in his honor, with a straight face.