DEADPANTONIO
Est. by a man who was not impressed

Funny shirts.
Straight face.

Premium fitted tees. Printed to order.

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DeadpantonioI Came for the Silence teeI Came for the Silence$30 Lazarus BallAggressive Nudger (Mugshot) teeAggressive Nudger (Mugshot)$30 Lazarus BallAggressive Nudger (Label) teeAggressive Nudger (Label)$30

The Tees

Ten shirts. No fuss. Each one printed when you order it, then shipped to you.

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DeadpantonioDeadpantonio logo tee on cream

Deadpantonio

$30
Natural fitted tee · The original badge
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DeadpantonioI was fine at 1x tee on black

I Was Fine at 1x

$30
Black fitted tee · Nonno, unimpressed
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DeadpantonioTried fun once tee on cream

Tried Fun Once

$30
Natural fitted tee · Nonno, with gelato
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DeadpantonioDanced once 1974 tee on black

Danced Once. 1974.

$30
Black fitted tee · Nonno, mid-groove
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DeadpantonioI Came for the Silence tee on black

I Came for the Silence

$30
Black fitted tee · Denver skyline
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DeadpantonioStanding here, not getting paid cone tee on black

Not Getting Paid

$30
Black fitted tee · One angry cone
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Lazarus BallLazarus Ball logo tee on black

Lazarus Ball

$30
Black fitted tee · The original badge
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Lazarus BallLazarus Ball logo tee on white

Lazarus Ball (White)

$30
White fitted tee · The original badge
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Lazarus BallAggressive Nudger mugshot tee on black

Aggressive Nudger (Mugshot)

$30
Black fitted tee · Pinball
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Lazarus BallAggressive Nudger label tee on black

Aggressive Nudger (Label)

$30
Black fitted tee · Pinball
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Named for Nonno Antonio, who found joy in the funny things.

Every shirt is made in his honor, with a straight face.